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“Almond Conspiracy” – The Pistachios Are In On It Tee

He cracked. And now he’s cracking back.
Sales price $18.16

Description

From the depths of snack-time psychosis emerges this unhinged almond prophet, red-nosed, green-eyed, and ready to expose the nut-industrial complex.

Perfect for:

  • Conspiracy theorists with a shell allergy
  • Dystopian snack fans
  • Anyone suspicious of pistachios (for any reason)

WAKE UP. SHEEPLE.

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