Grandpa Gnar – Wizard Zombie Chaos Tee

Description

Meet Grandpa Gnar: a cranky cryptid wizard zombie thing with chaotic energy and a totally reckless past.

He’s the kind of geezer who fried your phone’s battery from across the room and once licked a cactus for fun. If your vibe is “feral elder mage with a caffeine problem,” this is your shirt.

Perfect for:

• Wizards who peaked in 1983
• Phone-haters
• People who’ve made terrible bets and survived
• Fans of old men with mystical rabies