The Crop Circles Warned You – Alien Corn Monster T-Shirt

You’ve seen the crop circles. You’ve heard the rumors. But nothing could prepare you for the horror that is this sentient ear of corn.

With crazed eyes, clawed hands, and full-on alien invasion energy, this graphic tee delivers dark humor with rural horror flair. “The Crop Circles Warned You” is part satire, part B-movie madness, and all weird.

Perfect for conspiracy theorists, cryptid collectors, or anyone who wants to freak people out at the farmer’s market.

• 100% cotton
• Glowing green text for alien energy
• Bizarre creature art with tons of detail
• Great for fans of sci-fi horror, weed, or weird corn