Chlorophyll Anxiety Hoodie – Screaming Plant Edition

Photosynthesis? More like photo-stress-a-thon.
This hoodie puts the “panic” in “botanic” with a high-strung foliage fiend that’s one chlorophyll molecule away from a full breakdown.

• With its spiraling stare, twitchy leaves, and handwritten confession—“You call it chlorophyll, I call it anxiety!”—this one’s not here to soothe your soul. It’s here to scream into the greenhouse void.
• Creepy cartoon anxiety flower
• Cracked lettering for maximum nervous energy
• A must-have for the socially photosensitive
• Rock this and make your nerves part of the ecosystem.