New Hairtie Crewneck

Description

When your brain’s out of ideas but your scalp still slays.

New Hairtie is what happens when you trust your inner chaos stylist. Featuring a deranged open skull with stitched-up flesh, a tongue-lolling grin, and a fresh tuft of purple madness labeled “NEW HAIRTIE”—this design screams mental breakdown couture.

• Disturbing? Absolutely.
• Relatable? Unfortunately.
• Stylish? Somehow, yes.

For those with questionable hair choices and even worse ideas, this is your moment. Embrace it.