If I'm Standing, It's Against My Will – Slouchy Zombie Sweatshirt

Description

Running on caffeine, spite, and sheer obligation? Same. This sweatshirt perfectly captures the look and attitude of a post-apocalyptic creature who just wanted five more minutes. With its droopy eyes, melty face, and “why am I here?” energy, this design is perfect for morning haters, sleep chasers, and reluctant adults. Throw it on for your next Zoom call or public meltdown—either way, the message is clear: I’m not here willingly.