Sleep Is a Conspiracy Coffee Creature Crewneck

Description

For the over-caffeinated truth-seeker, this crewneck features a wide-eyed, psychotic coffee cup monster who’s seen what lies beneath the beans. Bold green letters declare: Sleep is a conspiracy. Coffee is truth. Perfect for insomniacs, early risers, night owls, office zombies, and anyone who’s ever said, “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” while pouring cup #9. Sip hard. Wear harder.