Coffee Won’t Fix This Face – But It’ll Help Me Ignore It Mug

Description

There’s no filter strong enough for this.

Front and center is a morning gremlin: wild hair, sagging everything, haunted stare, and enough drool to make a dentist weep. He’s slouched in a chair, wrapped in a robe, radiating regret and caffeine withdrawal.

Beneath him? The quote every exhausted soul can relate to: “Coffee won’t fix this face, but it’ll help me ignore it.”

• Ceramic
• Bold. Brutal. Beautifully relatable.
• Perfect for grumpy risers, ugly criers, and goblin-mode champions