If I’m Standing, It’s Against My Will – Morning Misery Mug

Description

We all know mornings are evil, and this mug proves it.

It stars a zombified pajama goblin, soaked in sweat, eyeballs halfway out of their sockets, clinging to a crusty bathrobe and will to live. His slouch? Legendary. His stare? Hollow. His energy? Nonexistent.

And the caption underneath? Pure truth.

• Ceramic
• Designed for unwilling risers and reluctant participants
• Pair it with silence and three cups of black coffee