Coffee Won’t Fix This Face – Morning Zombie Tee

Caffeine won’t save your soul, but it might distract you from your reflection.

This tee features a disheveled, bug-eyed creature that’s clearly seen better mornings, paired with the brutally honest line: “Coffee won’t fix this face, but it’ll help me ignore it.”

It’s the ultimate tribute to rough mornings, bad sleep, and worse looks. A perfect fit for your dark-humor wardrobe.