Sleep Is a Conspiracy – Coffee Is Truth

You’re not crazy—you’re just caffeinated.
This shirt exposes the biggest cover-up in human history: SLEEP.

Featuring:

• One deranged green coffee mug
• Wild conspiracy vibes
• Glorious steam, beans, and eye-twitching detail

Perfect for insomniacs, truthers, over-caffeinated programmers, and anyone who’s ever said “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” before drinking their fifth cup.