15oz If I’m Standing, It’s Against My Will – Morning Misery Mug
We all know mornings are evil, and this mug proves it.
It stars a zombified pajama goblin, soaked in sweat, eyeballs halfway out of their sockets, clinging to a crusty bathrobe and will to live. His slouch? Legendary. His stare? Hollow. His energy? Nonexistent.
And the caption underneath? Pure truth.
- Ceramic
- Designed for unwilling risers and reluctant participants
- Pair it with silence and three cups of black coffee
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