15oz If I Vanish, Tell the Pigeons I Knew

Sometimes the best warning signs come wrapped in sarcasm.

This hilarious mug features a straw hat in shades, a bold “CONFIDENTIAL” stamp, and a secret message that doubles as a declaration of weird allegiance: “If I vanish, tell the pigeons I knew.”

Whether you’re sipping from it at work while side-eyeing your coworkers or broadcasting your oddball humor to anyone brave enough to ask, this mug is for the ones who walk the line between absurd and awesome.

Ideal for introverts, chaos agents, bird whisperers, and the caffeine-fueled elusive types.