15oz Nap With Your Eyes Open – 3-Day Goblin Insomnia Mug

Forget sheep—this is the real face of sleeplessness.

This mug showcases a deranged, green-skinned sleep gremlin slumped in a zombie pose, mouth hanging open, eyes twitching and soaked in crusty regret. Beside him lies a limp stuffed animal, the last remnant of sanity. Above: the cruel, honest punchline that every caffeine addict can relate to.

• Ceramic
• For insomniacs, shift workers, and sleepwalkers in denial
• Built for the sleep-deprived and dead inside