15oz Sleep is a Conspiracy – Coffee is Truth Mug

This mug is for those who know too much and sleep too little.

The front features a rabid, radioactive-green coffee creature exploding out of a mug, eyes twitching with conspiracy theories and caffeine-induced paranoia. Surrounded by coffee beans, foam, and raw chaos, the mug proudly delivers your morning manifesto: Sleep is a conspiracy. Coffee is truth.

• Ceramic
• For truth-seekers, late-night coders, and twitchy insomniacs
• Makes a powerful gift for anyone who’s anti-sleep